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Vladimir Putin May Be A Vampire Living For Hundreds Of Years In Many Guises, Including Vlad The Impaler

I don’t know for sure yet but it’s very possible that Vladimir Putin is no normal man but is in fact an immortal being, possibly even a vampire, who has been on the earth for hundreds if not thousands of years. It’s impossible actually to say how long Nosferatu Putin has been living among mortal humans but evidence suggests he has been around since at least 1920. The proof is in the photographs.

Very difficult to argue against that level of proof!

But wait, there’s more. Supporters of the Immortal Putin theory believe that the Russian president has been alive since much earlier than the date of his earliest-known photograph (via The Daily Mail):

vladimir putin may be a vampire 02‘In fact, supporters of the thesis that Putin is almighty and immortal, have launched a story that their president is a mythical creature that resides on our planet for hundreds, if not thousands of years.’

Some also believe that Putin is Vlad the Impaler, who was born in 1431 and is better known as Dracula.
But it gets even more amazing than that!

Another theory suggests that Putin was the model who sat for Da Vinci when he painted the Mona Lisa. Since the Mona Lisa Putin theory was put forth, more evidence has surfaced suggesting that Putin sat for multiple painters.

Enter any art museum and you’re liable to see a masterpiece featuring Putin’s face.

More investigation is needed before I pin this one down, but I do find the existing evidence very compelling. I think there is a very high probability that Putin is much older than 63 and is likely a vampire.

The question a lot of people will ask is: if Putin is a vampire, how can there be pictures since vampires don’t show up in pictures?

Look, I don’t pretend to understand everything about vampires or other types of immortals, I just know that Vladimir Putin almost certainly has been alive for hundreds of years and probably is the Mona Lisa.

You can doubt the evidence but you will only look like a fool. As far as I’m concerned we should all be on our knees worshipping Putin as the vampire-god he almost certainly is.

If you see me sacrificing a goat today (or a squirrel if I can’t get my hands on a goat), you’ll know what is going on.



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